James Milner kicks footballs at FHM

You know how it is. Youre sitting at home, drinking tea, watching Leeds United beat Manchester United in the FA Cup, cringing as Wayne Rooney tries his hardest to equalise by hitting a shot straight at the goalkeeper rather than into the top corner, and you wonder: how accurate are Premiership footballers?

The answer, you would think, is: very. But we didnt want to take anyones word for it, so we encouraged Aston Villa and England player James Milner to kick footballs at FHMs resident masochist Stuart Hood from a variety of distances, all in the name of seeking out the truth. Like Bernstein and Woodward, with shin pads.